ShortBusClothing.com is OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

Shortbus Clothing are not only words, but the funniest, newest, and most creative clothing line to hit the market since Abraham Lincoln got a DUI. Please check out our website (www.shortbusclothing.com) and return here to and comment with any and all suggestions / feedback. Don't be afraid to buy something that you think is awesome. We will CONSTANTLY be updating and upgrading now that we are open. We don't sleep so that you have the ability to look your awesomest in our shirts, whether its on the red carpet, or out fishing wearing cowboy boots with shorts. ENJOY!

A Bunch of New Shirts!

We have been finally catching up on some of the designs we had ideas for in the past. There has been so much going on that it was hard for our designer to pump out some graphics. But, we are averaging 4 new designs a week, and still have more to come. We are around 65 deisgns right now, and still have a lot of sweet ideas. None of them are movie ideas, just something that can give you a good laugh. Whether its at your house with friends, or making out with those same friends at a bar. So check it out at Shortbus Clothing funny shirts. Thanks for being awesome!

Cinco de Mustache!

Hopefully we are not the only ones growing a sweet mustache for the upcoming holiday we like to call Cinco de Mustache. Mustache competitions, cervezas, hopefully some oral, tequilla, and all around awesomeness fill this upcoming holiday. The only way to look even more awesome and sexy is while wearing this sweet Cinco de Mustache shirt offered at Shortbus Clothing funny shirts. Keep it real and keep it safe this holiday!

buy 1 get 1 FREE!

Good day mates! This week only we are offering a buy 1 get 1 free special on ALL of our shirts. Simply go to our website www.shortbusclothing.com and follow the instructions. Essentially, pick out two super awesome shirts, which is a lot to ask because its difficult considering theres a ton of super awesome shirts. So in that case, pay for 3453 and get 6906! I had to do the math on that because if i messed up i didnt want to get sued. Dont miss out on your chance to look awesome at flea market prices!

Shortbus Clothing shirt of the Day!

This shirt, Shirt on a shirt, is exactly that. Its a picture of a shirt, on a shirt. Explaining what the shirt you are wearing really is. Shirt. Whether your are wearing this shirt to a basketball game, eating delicious sandwiches or traveling to the Himalayas (shout out to Evan White PR), this shirt can used to comfortable express what you are wearing. Shirt. Even though the people in the Hymalayas dont wear shirts because its located near the equator. Dress down, party up. Check it out today at www.shortbusclothing.com

Sweet pic I found with me on it!

I was on www.ebaumsworld.com and found that someone took an image we placed on the site regarding our reading rambo shirt, and converted it into a de-motivational poster calling me a rapist. LOL, it was pretty awesome to see. I knew that I looked creepy, but I never would have expected someone to do that. Kudos to that guy!

Shortbus Clothing shirt of the Day!

This shirt, I'm with Awesome, has been chosen to be the shirt of the day for 2 reasons. First, whoever is currently wearing any of these shirts is definately the most awesome person in that particular establishment. Second of all, im wearing it now about to go sing karaoke. I may have a horrible voice (isnt that the point anyway?) but I WILL be the most awesome person there. As long as my plan goes accordingly, i will be wearing the DARE shirt shortly after with a fine little, unsuspecting lass sitting confused and totally hammered on my living room couch. Check this shirt out, as well as many other super awesome ones at http://www.shortbusclothing.com/. Thanks a ton and wish me luck!!!